Revenge of the Instagram boyfriend
Yesterday started off like any other day at the pumkin patch. 🎃 We walked through the corn maze, went for a hay ride and then searched for our favorite pumpkin.🌽 Of course each location called for a photo shoot. 📸 Good thing my instagram boyfriend was there to take the best pictures. 😘
I was standing near some pumpkins when my Instagram boyfriend says, “alright, that’s enough.” He then pulls out a huge saw and starts walking towards me. He says, “if you want them to have something to like, I will give them something to like!!” 🎃
He ends up sawing me in half!!!! I was screaming in pain but nobody was around because we were in the corner of the field. 🎃
I guess sometimes all the endless amounts of pictures can get annoying. I’m cut in half now. I don’t know how much longer I can survive with my internal organs hanging out, but at least my Instagram boyfriend set up the camera and got lots of great shots of me getting cut in half! 😜 🎃 .