Revenge of the Instagram boyfriend

Yesterday started off like any other day at the pumkin patch. ๐ŸŽƒ We walked through the corn maze, went for a hay ride and then searched for our favorite pumpkin.๐ŸŒฝ Of course each location called for a photo shoot. ๐Ÿ“ธ Good thing my instagram boyfriend was there to take the best pictures. ๐Ÿ˜˜
I was standing near some pumpkins when my Instagram boyfriend says, โ€œalright, thatโ€™s enough.โ€ He then pulls out a huge saw and starts walking towards me. He says, โ€œif you want them to have something to like, I will give them something to like!!โ€ ๐ŸŽƒย 
He ends up sawing me in half!!!! I was screaming in pain but nobody was around because we were in the corner of the field. ๐ŸŽƒย 
I guess sometimes all the endless amounts of pictures can get annoying. Iโ€™m cut in half now. I donโ€™t know how much longer I can survive with my internal organs hanging out, but at least my Instagram boyfriend set up the camera and got lots of great shots of me getting cut in half! ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐ŸŽƒ .
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